Jun 16, 200608:13 AMThe Life

Dances With Chimps, Scene 5

LT. JOHN DUMBELL: Who's that tiny gardener?
CHEETOE THE TALKING CHIMP: You mean the 6-inch-tall guy with a red shirt and blue pants? That's Señor Bill. Try to step on him. (Stomps in the general direction of Señor Bill.)
SEÑOR BILL: Ohh nooo!!!
DUMBELL: Cheetoe, what the heck are you doing?!
CHEETOE: It's okay. He's just a foreigner. (When Cheetoe stomps again, his foot lands much closer.)
SEÑOR BILL (bloodcurdling): Ohhhhhh noooooooooo!!!
DUMBELL: Why would you try to step on a poor little guy who's working so hard out in the blazing sun?!
CHEETOE: Just taking advantage of my higher position in the cosmic pecking order. (He stomps one last time, and Señor Bill goes splat.)

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