Jun 19, 200602:29 PMThe Life

Overheard: in the wine aisle

...at Jensen's on Sunrise Way:

SHOPPER A: Did you hear about Girlfriend's latest nose job?
SHOPPER B: She's had *another* one?!
SHOPPER A: Yup. But her schnozz still looks like that Picasso nose eyeglass thingie we saw on eBay.
SHOPPER B: Same colors?
SHOPPER A: Almost.
SHOPPER B: She's way too obsessed.
SHOPPER A: Thank you. And with a rear end as wide as Montana, nobody's paying attention to her face.
SHOPPER B: Speaking of which, does my butt look too big in these jeans?
SHOPPER A: Um, maybe you should consider a nose job.
SHOPPER B: B_tch.

[more vicariousness]