Fascinating conjectures on the History Channel about 2012: After a fall, a hiker discovers a lone Easter Island giant head on a deserted island. Calculating its alignment with the “2012 phenomenon,” he finds the astronomical perfection of the pyramids. What is the meaning of the end of a calendar? A super alignment involves tremendous magnetic pull, disturbing the poles and wobbling us into an axial shift. For a personal reading, e-mail me at firstname.lastname@example.org.
PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20)
This is your year!!! Your dreams demand structure. Work hard for reasonableness, and be willing to delay gratification. Some in power have stuck their neck out for you. You finally have their attention. A disheartening incident will turn into a big win in record time. Above all, do not lose faith. Promise nothing now, so they will not mistake your kindness for weakness. Judged on your follow-through, you are not aided by good intentions.
ARIES (March 21-April 19)
Dreams are prophetic, and your hunches could not be more accurate. Wisdom comes with the ability to wait, especially if you feel wronged. The old adage about revenge being a dish best served cold applies now. Answers appear when emotions are spent, and this takes time. A couple of well-timed assaults at month’s end catapult you into the driver’s seat. They are expecting a flash reaction; it’s best not to be calculable. Use spiritual power.
TAURUS (April 20-May 20)
Subconscious impulses run rampant this month, and this cycle encourages vacations and getaways. Take frenzied notes when flashes of brilliance overtake you. Just write anything down, so you can contemplate it calmly later. Angels come down and talk with men and are never seen again. This rare and wonderful energy has you in its spell. Messages from a positive race-consciousness sing loudly in your inner ear. Listen and believe.
GEMINI (May 21-June 20)
Inundated with frenetic, idea-based communications, this is a busy month in which everybody wants to tell you their business. Even when you are not interested, they press their innermost thoughts into your personal space. Actually, this data collection will come in handy in the summer, when you have sorted the real from the daydreams. File it all and cheerfully listen. Knowledge is power, and you’re getting an arsenal. Return all calls.
CANCER (June 21-July 22)
Media connections ignite solid interest in your project, and you will be called on as the expert. We are all master teachers at some time, and you are called to the podium a few times this month. Give a dire foreboding a positive spin, and you will reverse the energy with the strength of your attitude. Interrupted financial considerations will be back on track after a friendly coup, and you have a better caliber of support. Hang in there.
LEO (July 23-Aug. 22)
A long, frustrating Martian vibe turns around this month, and you can finally see the light at the end of the tunnel. Social events bring renewed excitement for dormant endeavors. Promising alliances can manifest when legal ramifications are considered and agreed upon. You can board the gravy train soon, as the tracks are rumbling with its approach. Creativity expands. A secret liaison promises to build an empire in the near future. Educate yourself.
VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22)
Kings were only as strong as their servants; it was a matter of management. Do not copy the financial institutions that pay bonuses for mediocrity for fear of losing an underperforming worker. A ruthless rooting out of underachievers is necessary now. They are like a ship’s ballast, to be thrown overboard when it’s time for speed. Above all, do not elevate servants to partners. New contacts are more promising.
LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22)
Recent attentions to personal style pay off, as you are the belle of the ball at all the right gatherings. In a high-attraction cycle, it’s important that you avoid involving ego. It distorts what they are saying and robs you of the opportunity to use the situation to its best. Yes, you look good to them, but the benefits should be mutual and consist of more than feel-good compliments. Hold out for what is solid, and disregard the packaging.
SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21)
The energy of the heart is important, because it strengthens our will power. Rejoice in the love in your life, babies, puppies, seniors, and flowers. Open up to Leo energy and your natural talent for being the ultimate authority will shine. It’s time to cultivate an old Libran trick. Stick your daisies in their rifle barrels and spread the joy. Love is all there is.
SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21)
The common cold is a result of too much going on, and you are currently taxing your immune system. Jupiter is currently showing you all the kingdoms of the world, and there is no way you can taste every flavor without making yourself sick. Quiet time at home renews your spirit. Spend time doing pleasant nothings, smelling flowers, and floating in the pool. Chill.
CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19)
Anger motivation is a powerful force, and you can apply it with a righteous attitude. This is your ace card this month, but you are going to have to pick your battles. A cold, calculating force is building; and action for its own sake will blow your cover. Patience is a virtual weapon when you avoid the interruptions caused by ego identification. Impersonal responses that only consider the group are most effective. Get beyond feeling and reason it out.
AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18)
Gas up the car; a few miles in any direction will be lucky for you. Always futuristic in scope, your schemes, theorems, and cosmic understanding have attracted the attention of fellow seekers who want to be in on the first payload. Of course, you are the fearless leader, which is even cooler when you don’t look back. Remember, fear is false and evidence appears real.