Hey everybody, you can buy green bananas! That Mayan thing is totally misrepresented. Current alignments are extreme, but offer us an opportunity to make changes for the better. Corporations are losing ground as more and more former workers develop businesses for themselves. Many thousands of individuals are using this time to control their own destiny. Are you ready to initiate a better way? Create a new structure from the ashes of the old; get out and lead (if only yourself). New beginnings are challenging, but oh so fortuitous. Be brave. The horoscopes below cover the next 12 months. For a look at your personal tomorrows, e-mail me at email@example.com.
VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22)
There will be lots of crucial professional communications the next six months. An important presentation needs intense research. You will feel moved to nurture and develop a sense of nesting and “farming” a worldly vision. New ideas have a finger on the public pulse. The collective unconscious is ready for your offering. As you feel both extremely affluent and penurious, realize all this upheaval mirrors radical shifts in your value system.
LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22)
As Saturn moves off your sign (Oct. 6), that incessant “hard-way” vibe will begin to lift. Where there was responsibility but limited authority, there will be opportunities to be more autonomous yet even more connected to the group. Associates will come and go and test your last nerve. But each spectacular conclusion will spur you on to greater leadership. Foreign contacts encourage growth in international commerce.
SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21)
Phoenix rises this year; a long-dead project astounds even you with the power of its rebirth. Twin creative projects are necessary; you can jump from one to the other when you feel murderous about the circumstances. Separate the left and right sides of your brain. Secrets that highlight passion make for a multilevel, multipurpose lifestyle. Expect a miracle, a reward of resourcefulness.
SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21)
Old alliances resurface, all with the intent of besting you. It’s nothing personal. You will find smooth sailing if you use flash moments of accomplishment and under-the-radar masterminding. Your networking skills are highly lucrative. In some area, you are a broker and are restlessly pacing the possibilities. You know what, but now it’s who that matters. A windfall is possible from a few short, painless meetings. Jump on it.
CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19)
A community has overstayed its purpose in your increasingly abundant life. You have all the benefits; no need to repeat the course. Quick phase-outs suit your tempo, and winter sets up possibilities for many months ahead. Increase investments. Delayed gratification is your secret weapon this year. Throw off ballast like an America’s Cup champion. Be light for the speed you need.
AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18)
A speculative leap (of faith, perhaps?) is required now, and you are shaking in your boots. Your fixed nature fights risk taking; yet the last couple of years have been full of uncertainty. By the holidays, there will be a real and viable solution that will put you back in control. Phew! That was intense. Stand your ground, expect they will come around, and create something shiny out of the cold ashes of chaos.
PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20)
Daydreams are primitive visions. The Fish are proprietors of illusion: artists, writers, and pacifists. Neptune is your planet and will be in your sign until 2025. As 2,000 years of Pisces fades, you have the chance to literally materialize miracles, creating several true Hollywood stories. A strong spiritual life is your advantage. Your natural ministry (spiritual healing skills) can be used for fun and profit.
ARIES (March 21-April 19)
Pick your battles, warrior. Sometimes the winner is the one who consciously lets go for self-preserving reasons. “Pulling out isn’t manly,” said George Carlin of Lyndon Johnson and Vietnam. Conquer the bloated nothingness of ego; release the need to be right or first. Know that every skirmish provides a chance to restructure and can be a catalyst in manifestation. Experience is growth.
TAURUS (April 20-May 20)
Groups you thought were rock solid are dissolving like sand. Sometimes the energy is over-whelming to the steadfast Bull. But these brief contacts all add to the bigger picture: the network. You are literally two phone calls (or e-mails or texts) away from your goal. Doodle connecting equilateral triangles. Notice the infinite pattern.
GEMINI (May 21-June 20)
Jupiter accelerates expansive plans. There is new love with new joy, and all can be sweet in your world. It’s a great time for a slow but sure makeover. Spend a few months working on your health and image. Implement lifestyle choices that contribute to psychological growth. Service providers may have outlived their usefulness. Luck is in finding replacements. Working hard is actually fun.
CANCER (June 21-July 22)
Flying under the radar is a power play for Crabs, even though you must be bored with all the aloneness. Still water runs deep; all this quietness leads to moments of intense activity that jumpstart your ambitions. Facing one of the most important times for worldly goals, you remain encased in an island of your choosing. An underplayed method of operation is most effective.
LEO (July 23-Aug. 22)
Short trips (fewer than 150 miles) will require a return if you still crave more data. Treat yourself to an expensive communications tool and absorb its benefits; it’s guaranteed to boost productivity. If you haven’t acquired a new car recently, you will soon. It’s a time to hone fine skills of persuasion. You have the floor. Expound. It’s your time for achieving a goal.